Sunday, March 23, 2008

Poor Starving Africans: A Tribute




It's said it costs just .12 cents per day to feed a starving African child. For what an average high schooler makes a week (about $200), you could feed one child for roughly 1,665 days, or 4.5 years, or you could feed over 1,600 Africans for one day.



Think about that....one weeks worth of work will feed a starving African for over 4 years, or over 1,600 for one day. Most African children eat roughly .87 cents worth of food a week. The average cost for one American to go out to a fast food place is over $5.00, enough to feed one African child for over 3 months.




The amount of food thrown away by the average American per DAY would be enough to feed an average African family of 6 for nearly 5 days. The average amount of food thrown away by the average American family per week would feed the average African family for over a month.

If economic and food aid is not given to the starving inhabitants of Africa, within 50 years most of their population will be dead, dying, or in ruins....




Good riddance! Despite living on the most fertile, rich continent in the entire world, Africans have accomplished NOTHING without being prodded and prompted by Whites and other, more-human races. Illiteracy rates in most of Africa is well over 50%, average life span in some countries (such as Zimbabwae) is only 33 years old. AIDS rate is through the roof, worthless superstitions abound (raping babies cures AIDS anyone?). And who can forget this classic picture:



Let nature take its course. Those unwilling to pull themselves up by their bootstraps (such as these things), are destined to die off. Its a law of nature we need to stop getting in the way of. Traitor-in-chief Bush just signed a bill allotting them over $500 MILLION of our tax dollars to keep them afloat, taxpayer money that could have, and SHOULD have, been used to help Americans over here who are starving and needy.

But even I believe in giving to the poor needy Africans, so, here is my present to you:







Too bad you can't eat pictures...BWAHAHAHA!!!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Westboro Baptist Church: Godhatesfuckingmorons.com

http://www.godhatesfags.com/written/fliers/20080122_heath-ledger-brokeback-mountain.pdf

Westboro Baptist Church, more commonly known as the fucking morons behind Godhatesfags.com, apparently plans to picket the funeral of Heath Ledger due to his role in the supergay, "Brokeback Mountain". Now I'm not a big fan of queers one way or the other. So long as your not hitting on me we're pretty much OK. Heath Ledger, however, I don't give a shit about. In fact:

I truly don't give a bloody rats asshole about Heath Ledger. Whether he died of a drug overdose or from too much buttsecks in Brokeass Mounthim is entirely irrelevant. What I AM pissed at is this bunch of whiny holy-rollers who believe they are Gods chosen picket-masters. If God wanted his funeral protested, he'd turn Ledgers body into melted shit.

When they arn't picketing gay funerals, America, our troops, the Pope, or just about any other subject, these shits are busy keeping up with their ridiculous website and ensuring millions more hate them, their message, and their God.

In short, FUCK Westboro Baptist. They want to prance around with wooden signs they might as well take turns shoving them up each others assholes and singing Amazing Grace.

By the way, thanks to Otis Whitaker for the image.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Who says anime isn't funny?






In response to the little shits (you know who you are) who always claim theres nothing funny about anime, I hope this series of images serves as a great big fuck you.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

In honor of MLK Jr Day.....



With MLK Day coming up this month, I'd like to take this opportunity to pitch in my contribution to this American hero, in a special tribute inspired by BigCat and Coon Huntin INC of Niggermania.Com

This is for you guys, and for all members over at Niggermania.

This message of blatent racism brought to you by the First Amendment, pissing off idiots for over 200 years.

Friday, January 4, 2008

The Noose: Get over it niggers




In an age where space exploration, atom splitting, and human cloning are possibilities, I find it just a little hard to believe a piece of rope with a knot tied on it can inspire such fear in blacks (See also: TNB). What I'd be more willing to bet it is is another excuse to cry "Racism!" and have 15 minutes of fame as a "victim of a hate crime".

If its not nooses, its usually some of the other overworked evil racist symbols such as the swastika or just the letters, "KKK". Those of us with half a brain, however, know that a great majority of the time when blacks whine about being the victim of a hate crime, its usually just more bullshit. For a few examples, see:

Here: http://www.newsnet14.com/?p=7717#more-7717
Here: http://www.startribune.com/local/11594256.html
Here: http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/269-09252007-1413050.html
Here: http://www.redding.com/news/2007/mar/23/anderson-student-linked-to-hate-crime/
Here: http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=local&id=4946233
Here: http://www.wtnh.com/Global/story.asp?S=4745482&nav=menu29_2
And here: http://www1.arguscourier.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060915/NEWS02/60915001

I could go on for several pages, but I don't think its necessary. Whats even MORE bullshit is after 6 blacks beat up one white teen in the small town of Jena (Google Jena "6" for the story), Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson announce they'll be holding a "Snivel Rights" rally in protest.

Just WHERE did America exit the Sanity Interstate? The defenders of these six little criminals say that the poor underprivilaged black students were just trying to enjoy the shade of a schoolyard tree when the mean racist white kids hung nooses from the tree as a way of saying, "SIT UNDER MY TREE AND DIE, NIGGER!". They also claim Reed Walters, the Prosecutor in this incident, punished blacks far more harshly than he did the white kids. This is despite the fact there is no law in LA forbidding nooses being hung in trees AND the white kids responsible were punished by the school, the only way they COULD be punished. This is ALSO despite the fact the white kid, Justin Barker, had NOTHING to do with the hanging of the nooses. Lets examine a contrast between Justin Barker, the REAL victim, and Robery Bailey Jr, one of the Jena 6:

Here is Robert Bailey Jr with a face full of $100 dollar bills.

Here is Justin Barker with a face full of injuries.

I'm sure you get the point by now, but just in case, heres a Youtube video of victim of racist oppression Robert Bailer Jr: Video here

Yet we have to hear it on national headlines everytime some moron finds so much as a DRAWING of a noose? http://www.courant.com/news/local/hc-ctnebhate1222.artdec22,0,2568690.story


I'd call these kinds of whiners "stupid niggers", but even that is perhaps not strong enough.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Ron Paul: Long shot, or long overlooked?


When you ask people about top picks for the Republican candidares for the 2008 elections, you might be surprised to hear the word quickly becoming a household name is NOT an ex-mayor of New York, but of a Texas representative named Ron Paul. Mr. Paul has, until only a few short months ago, been ignored and bypassed as much as possible by the Mainstream Media. The same media who has deliberately left Ron Paul out of many of its sponsored polls and discussions. The same media who even now cannot mention Ron Pauls name with adding the mandatory, "long shot" moniker.

Its time to cut the shit. Ron Paul is a strict Constitutionalist, meaning he will not endorse legislation unless authorization to do so is found in the U.S. Constitution. They don't call him "Dr. No" for nothing, Ron Paul never votes on any issue the Constitution does not authorize. Paul is in favor of looser gun laws, giving us back our already-forfeited Constitutional rights, stopping illegal immigration, and making America about America again. No other candidate in the race from either party can or will produce the results Ron Paul will.

Sadly, the MSM is so determined to help our country stay in a state of elevated terror alert they will do everything possible (slander included) to sway voters away from what could possibly be the most important candidate of our lifetimes. Even those who do comment on Paul make it sound as though outside of Cyberspace, Ron Paul does not exist, that hes only popular on the Internet.

I encourage everyone to research Ron Pauls stances on select issues by going to Ronpaul2008.com. America is at the moment now where if there is no one to support her, shes going to fall flat on her face, taking us with her.

Ron Paul 2008

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Congratulations all around

Since I was too busy studying for this bloody LSAT when New Years Eve came around, I have a few people I want to congratulate, and a couple of annoucements to make.

First, is my wifes birthday. She turned 20 on New Years Day. My wife is my sanity and the only link I have to what resembles a "normal life". She has been there for me when no one else would or could, and I'll never forget this. Without her, I'd be utterly lost. Thank you for everything, I love you.

Now, to my best friend Otis. Otis has been a loyal companion for these past 17 years. Though we have had some pretty crappy times together (such as going to jail for busting mailboxes), he has gone far above what normal friends would do for each other in times of need. Not once has a time gone by where, should I need him, he was no where to be found. I do thank you very much, and I hope you'll stay at my side for the upcoming years, as obviously the death of my father and entering Law School will be quite....difficult.

To Kayla, who left the town we went to school with each other at to attend Auburn University. I am proud of you, always have been. You have been there even when I've put you in outrageously shitty situations (such as the beach incident). I've criticized some things which were important to you, and I know at times I've hurt your feelings. You always stood up for me, however, and you make me proud to me your friend. I will never go back on my promise to look out for you until the end of life itself.

And...to my parents. Dad, the fact you have held on this long is an amazement to me. Mom, the fact you have not gone insane is an even bigger amazement. Both of you are far stronger parents than I could ever hope to me. Thank you for raising me in the way you thought best, even if not all your lessons took hold.

Finally, congratulations to Alisha Jolee Smith. Even though I think you just made the biggest screw-up of your life by becoming property of the armed forces, signing up makes you happy, and by proxy, makes me happy. Well done, but try and remember, I perfer you to stay alive as long as possible.

That is all, dismissed.